When People Ask “So what’s next for you?”
I never really got into Wuthering Heights. The fandom demands too much crazy eyes.
(I also definitely googled this for like an hour: “kate bush wuthering heights video is this for real,” “no but really,” “if i read wuthering heights too many times will i also get crazy eyes”)
Guess on what day THIS exchange took place
- Chloe: O hai. How would you say your Friday is so far?
- Libby: I'd say it's...Good.
- [puts on sunglasses]
- YEAAAAAAHHH
The laughter was minimal
- CHOIRMEMBER [leaving Good Friday mass]: Gosh, everyone is so quiet.
- LIBBY: You'd think somebody died or something.
What I love about New York is all the Notcrime
Chloe: Just another regular day in New York not to tell our moms about!
Libby: I don’t like this 70s throwback thing New York is doing right now.
Chloe: Like a daguerreotype, this is an example of Bad Vintage.
Libby: Also American Apparel’s corporate philosophy.
Chloe: This 5-point exchange should be our next CG post.
Libby: Except for that part about not telling our moms.
Chloe: You mean, ESPECIALLY the part about not telling our moms.
We were, of course, referring to the Westminster Dog Show controversy.
When I saw this photo, my first thought was “Gandalf, what happened to your hat?”
THE SLIGHTLY PECKISH GAMES
The I Just Ate but I’ll Sit and Have a Drink Games
The Juice Cleanse Games
The Justify Why You Deserve this Cupcake Games
The Ask the Waitress for More Bread Games
The Let’s Start with Two Appetizers and See How We Feel Games
The I’ll Order Fries, but Only If You Help Me Eat Them games
The Trying Not to Gnaw Your Own Hand Off While You Wait for Your EasyMac Games
The Hope This ‘Shake Shack’ Thing is Worth the Wait Games
The Oh I NEVER Eat Fast Food Games
The You Get Pancakes, I’ll Get Eggs, and We’ll Split Them, Except I Will Mostly Eat All Your Pancakes… Games
